New drops whenever we feel like it.

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Clothes for people who should know better.

Questionable shirts, petty gifts, and absolutely no character development.

Pick Your Poison

2A

For the well-armed, questionably supervised, and deeply committed to making the neighborhood group chat nervous. Our 2A collection serves up unapologetic designs for people…

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Political

Politics is already a circus, so you might as well dress for it. This collection features loud opinions, unhinged headlines, cultural chaos, and the…

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Religious

Faith-based apparel for people who love Jesus but still have a group chat they need to repent for. These designs mix scripture, satire, questionable…

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Social

A wearable collection of memes, bad ideas, inside jokes, and whatever nonsense the internet is obsessing over this week. No serious message. No moral…

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We Make Bad Shirts for Good People.

Petty Threads exists for inside jokes, inappropriate observations, stubborn individualism, and the occasional shirt that ruins Thanksgiving.